{"id":107,"date":"2024-03-25T14:08:37","date_gmt":"2024-03-25T14:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todayvibee.com\/?p=107"},"modified":"2024-03-25T14:08:38","modified_gmt":"2024-03-25T14:08:38","slug":"husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"HUSBAND\u2019S\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: \u201cBefore you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.\u201d Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn\u2019t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn\u2019t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave hera pair of yours that you don\u2019t fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, \u201cIs there anything else that your wife doesn\u2019t use anymore?\u201d \u201cAnd so, here we are!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: \u201cBefore you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":108,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wow"],"views":21538,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayvibee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}